Aspirin (not Funny)
Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
Yo Momma
The ultimate playground insult collection. Proceed with caution.
Buffet
Yo momma so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet!
Watcher
Yo momma so fat, she made weight watchers go blind!
Smuggle
Yo momma so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Memories
Yo momma's so old, her memories are in black and white!
Yo moma's like a mail box, open all day and all night.
Class
Yo momma is so fat when she sits down in class she sits by everyone.
Family Tree
Yo momma is so fat when I put her on the family tree the branch broke.
Belt Size
Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.
Radar
Yo momma's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Birthday
Yo momma so fat that every time she turned around it was her birthday.
You Are So Ugly
You are so ugly your mum has to feed you with a slingshot
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she dosen't just sit around the house, she sits around the whole neighborhood.
Flat Chested
Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.
So Dumb
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Hop Scotch
Yo momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this :
Washington, California, Nevada, now Arizona
Vroom Vroom
Yo momma is like a Nascar race car, she burns rubber everynight!
Pray
Yo momma cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Hairy
Yo Momma so hairy . . . . .
she has to have a hair trapper in her kitchen sink.
The Fattest Mama
Yo momma is so fat I had to take five trains, eight cars,
and twelve airplanes just to get around her!
Car
Yo momma's so fat that a car hit her and she turned around and said "Hey! Who threw that rock!"
T.V.
Yo momma's so stupid...
She site on the T.V and watches the couch.
Hungry Momma!
Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Yo mama is like a hockey player. She doesn't change her pad for three periods.