Cellulite Surfin'
Yo momma is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
Yo Momma
The ultimate playground insult collection. Proceed with caution.
Yo Momma So Fat
Yo mama so fat she can give the homeless a home.
Weight Loss
Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.
Yo Mamma So Fat
Yo Mama so fat that she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo Momma's So Tall
Yo momma's so tall, she did a cartwheel and hit Jesus.
Yo Mama is So Fat
Yo mama is so fat she has to get baptized in Sea World.