Make up
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo Momma
The ultimate playground insult collection. Proceed with caution.
Shorty
Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.
Empty Gas Tank
Yo momma's so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
Sunglasses
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.
Craps
Yo mama is so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
Boomerang
Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back!
Wave
Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.
Bus, Train
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Conclusions
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
OK!
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
Beach
Your mama so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all the whales start singing, "We are familly even though you fatter than me".
Hopscotch
Yo momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:
"Washington, California..."
Bermuda Triangle
Yo moma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
Restaurant
Yo moma's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.
Bubble Gum
Yo momma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.
Telephone Booth
Yo momma is so stupid that she gets lost in a telephone booth.
Chicken Killer
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was attempting to cross it when yo mamma got hungry.
Help
Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help!
Show
Yo momma so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show!
Shower
Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
Pool
Yo momma so fat, when she goes swimming she gives the pool stretch marks!
Party
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party!
Peanuts
Yo momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
PaintRoller
Yo momma so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!