Bungee Jumping
Yo mama's so fat that when she went bungee jumping, she took down the whole bridge with her.
Yo Momma
The ultimate playground insult collection. Proceed with caution.
Fun Fun Fun
Yo mama's so fat that she rents herself out as a jumping castle.
Mt. Mama
Yo mama's so fat, her Inuit name is Denali!
GameCube
Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a GameCube was a Rubik's puzzle.
Tsunami Mommy
Yo Momma's so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, people head for higher ground.
Self Centered Momma
Yo self-centered momma is so fat, the world really does revolve around her!
Big Momma at the Family Reunion
Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.
Get a Haircut, Momma!
Yo mama is so fat and lazy, that her hair-do has been turned into a National Forest.
Factory
Yo Mama so stupid, she got fired at the M & M factory because she threw out all the W's!
Old
Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!
Uglyness
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to go rob a bank she didn't have to use no gun, she just reached her head over the counter and said put the money in the bag!!!!!
Boogers
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington's nose.
Love...
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Fat
Yo Mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from getting into Jenny Craig is the door!
Chins
Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book!
Dumby
Yo mama is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice!!!
Water Buffalo
What's the difference between yo mamma and a water buffalo?
About 20 pounds!
How do you even out the difference?
Either force feed the buffalo or shave your mom.
Horse
Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.
So... fat
Yo momma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family!
You So Poor
Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.
Dog Ugly
If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!
Yo daddy so bald
Yo daddy so bald he has to have holes in his pocket to finger through his hair.
Poor Christmas
Yo' mama so poor, all she got you for Christmas was a video of other kids playin' with their toys!
Time Fly
Yo mamma so stupid she threw a clock out the window to see time fly.