Toiletry
Yo momma is so fat, it takes 2 toilets to fit one cheek!
Yo Momma
The ultimate playground insult collection. Proceed with caution.
A Belt?
Your mama so fat that she has to wear traintracks for a belt!
Mt. Rushmore
Your mama so old and fat that she went to see Mt. Rushmore and sang "We Are Family"
Walking
Your mama so big that people walk around her for exercise.
Saturns Rings
Yo mama is so fat she used Saturn's rings as hoola-hoops!
Popcorn
Yo mama so fat, she coughed next to a corn field and made popcorn.
So Ugly
Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.
On the Scale
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Baldie
Yo Momma is so bald when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a broken condom.
Beaver
Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on my dog's tail I had to change his name to "Beaver."
Shower
Yo mama so skinny she had to run arround the shower to get wet.
DUMB
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
Dog Ugly
Yo Mama was so Ugly as a child your granddaddy had to put a pork chop round her neck so the dog would play with her.
Humpty Dumpty
Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty.... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped!
Concentrate
Yo momma so dumb, she spent twenty minutes staring at a orange juice bottle because it said, 'Concentrate'.
So Fat
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said To be Continued!
DIRTY
Yo Momma so dirty she has to sneak up on the water
PMS
Your momma such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
Yo Mama
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale she screwed it to the bottom of the floor.
411
Yo Momma is so dumb she had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
Clear
Yo Mama so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
Big, Fat, and Clumsey
Yo Mama so big, fat, and clumsey, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
Pirates See Her
Yo Momma is so big that when pirates see her they say, "LAND HO!"
Playstation
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that a Playstation was a day care place.