Pillows
Yo Momma is so fat she had a dream of marshmallows, and when she woke up, her pillows were gone.
Yo Momma
The ultimate playground insult collection. Proceed with caution.
3 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes
Your momma so fat she uses pillows for pantyliners
Your momma so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon
Graveyard
Your momma so ugly when she walked through the graveyard 2 men came after her with shovels.
Gravy
Your momma so fat when she broke a leg gravy came out.
The Track
Your momma so ugly when she went to the horse track people started placing bets on her.
Yo Mama*2
Yo Mama is so fat that the local restaurant says :Maximum occupancy 115 people or yo mama.
Milk Carton
Yo Mama is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Mama*3
Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
On the Beach
Your momma so fat that when she layed on the beach, four guys from greenpeace tried to throw her back in.
tv's
Yo Dad said to yo mama, "We're getting a color TV!" and yo mama asked, "What color?"
Testing, 1, 2
Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study
Driver
Yo mama is so stupid she waited at a Stop sign until it said Go.
Glass
Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side.
Restaurants
Yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample.
Blood
Yo mama is so stupid she couldn't even pass a blood test.
Lol
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny.
Weight
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, and lost 300 pounds.
Heat It Up
Yo Mama is so poor, I walked in and dropped a cigarette butt on the floor, and she said, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got heat".
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so stupid, she put a free sample on layaway.
Doorway
Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.
So Fat...
Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a water bed and they put a blanket over the Altantic Ocean.
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so dumb that when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death!
Duh
Yo mama stinks so bad that when she puts on her 'Secret' deodorant it tells! ha ha :)
90210
Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the bathroom scale!