Pepsi Challenge
Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo Momma
The ultimate playground insult collection. Proceed with caution.
Phone Booth
Yo momma is so fat, that to get her out of a phone booth we had to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie into the street.
Bald
Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, it's her hair running away from her face!
Toenails
Yo mama's so big, she had to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!
So Ugly
Yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
So Stupid
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Ugly Contest
Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals..."
Treasure
Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"
Break and Enter
Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"
Zoo Trip
Yo Mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, and the zookeeper said "I didn't know an animal had escaped."
Halloween
Your momma is so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Hunting
Your momma is so ugly when she walks through the woods during hunting season she wears a sign saying "DONT SHOOT! FROM THE FRONT I LOOK ALMOST HUMAN!"
Poor
Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving!"
So Fat
Yo Mama's so fat, she didn't have a birth certificate, she had a blueprint!
Shade
Yo mama's so fat, she sells shade, and that gives her enough to feed a family!
So Poor
Yo Momma's so poor, I blew my nose, and she said, "Lord thank us, we have food!"
Football
Yo Mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl!
Long Time
Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Light
Your momma so old and fat when God said let there be light, he asked your momma to move the hell out of the way because she was blocking the sun.
Yo Mama
Yo mama is so dumb, she had you.
So Fat
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks by the television set you miss three episodes.
Nintendo
Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.
Pictures
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down.
Tan
Your Mom is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.