Snowmen vs Snowwomen
Q: What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?
A: Snowballs
One Liners
No long setups, no complicated backstories. Just the fastest laughs on the internet.
Sumos
You're so fat you make sumos look anorexic.
Richard laughs
You're so fat Richard Simmons laughs at you.
Fastfood
You might be a redneck if you think fast-food is hitting a dear at 65mph.
Laugh
"He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke."
Barbie
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
Math
There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can not!
Vacation
Vacation begins when dad says. "I know a shortcut"!
Energizer
Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery.
Lottery
Lottery, a tax on people who can't do math
Generalizations
all generalizations are false
Stay Fit
Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!
IRS
IRS... we've got what it takes, to take what you've got
Laugh
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
DNA
DNA, national dyslexic association
Kids
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home.
Insanity
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
Listening
No one is listening to you until you make a mistake.
Dyslexics
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
DARE
DARE, to keep cops off donuts
On the Other Hand
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Beaver
Save a tree, eat a beaver!!
Fool
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Grumpy
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.