Killing a Bird
You're so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
One Liners
No long setups, no complicated backstories. Just the fastest laughs on the internet.
Solar Powered
Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses!
Waterproof
You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!
TAXI
You're so fat, when you went outside wearing a yellow dress everybody called "TAXI"
UgLy
You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb!
Behind Back
You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!
You're so stupid........FAX
You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it
You're So Poor
You're so poor I went in your front door and came out the back.
Twinkies
I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
Rollercoaster
Blondes are like a rollercoaster, everyone gets a ride!!!
Irishman
What do you call an Irishman sitting in your backyard?
Paddy O'Furniture
Raining Cats and Dogs
Q. What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A. Hailing taxicabs!
Redneck Baby
You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers!"
Numbers
If two's a company and three's a crowd... what's four and five?
NINE!!!!
Batty Books
Ghost Stories by I.C. Spooks
Rocket to the sun by R.U.Nuts
Your Book of Glamour by Q.T Pie
The Camel Ride by Major Bum - issore
How to Grow Shorter by Neil Down
How to Grow Taller by Stan Dup
Fooled you
What's another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement
Baseball
The Chinese say: Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Man and car
Men who walk in front of car get tired. Men who walk in back of car get exhausted.
Ladies and Little People!
Q: What's the difference between a girls track team and a tribe of pygmies?
A: The pygmies are cunning little runts.
Middle Age
Middle Age: when knees buckle and belts don't.
Navy Dentist
Navy dentist's licence plate: TOP GUM
Poise
Poise: the ability to continue speaking fluently while the other fellow is picking up the cheque.
Laughs last
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
What's the difference?
What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.