Unique
Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else!
One Liners
No long setups, no complicated backstories. Just the fastest laughs on the internet.
Funerals
Always go to other peoples funerals, or they wont come to yours.
Walking
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Bills
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Nobody
Nobody's perfect-I'm a nobody.
Silence
Ask me about my vow of silence..