4 blondes
Q: What do you call 4 blondes standing side-by-side?
A: A wind tunnel.
Misc
A hand-picked collection of the top misc jokes updated for 2026. Perfect for sharing with friends and family.
Presto-chango
How do you turn a blonde into a brunette?
Make her do a cartwheel!
Spining Peas
What do you get when you see peas spinning in circles?
World Peace (whirled peas)
Bigfoot and a Blonde
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
Blonde and a Mosquito
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it!
Who has the Biggest?
Q: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 3rd grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A: The blonde because she is 18.
Blonde Driving
Q: How can you tell when a blonde has been driving your car?
A: There is lipstick on the steering wheel from her blowing the horn.
Interview
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
Panties
Q. Why do blondes wear panties?
A. To keep their ankles warm!!
Six years
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Fourth grade.
2 crisps
Two crisps are walking down the road when a car pulls up alongside and the driver leans out and says "Do you fancy a lift?". The crisps reply, "No thanks we're Walkers".
Speed Limit
Q.What is the speed limit for sex?
A. 68, at 69 you have to turn around!
Piglet and the Toilet
Q: Why did piglet look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh (poo)
What's Black and blue......?
Q: What's black, blue, brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What Do You Call.
Q: What do you call a guy with a Spade in his head?
A: Doug.
Q: What do you call a guy without a spade in his head?
A: Douglas
Who Am I?
Question: Who am I if I have 73 eyes, 4 noses, 8 heads, 139 arms, 78 legs and 100, 000, 000 lips?
Answer: A liar.
The letter E
Why is the letter E like London?
Because it is the Capital of England
Blondes At College
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?"
Car Trouble
What does it mean when a blonde is saying,
"yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no?"
She's testing if her brunette friend's turn signal is working!
Blonde Cashier
A man walks in to an auto store and asks the blonde cashier where the turtle wax is. The blonde says,"I'm sorry sir, but we don't sell pet supplies."
Mirror
Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
So she could use it as a mirror!
Irish
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
One-Armed Blonde
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave!
Mating Call
What is a blonde's mating call?
NEXT!!!!!!!!