FBI
Q: How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'm afraid that you are not able to receive this classified information.
Lightbulb
How many jokes does it take to make someone laugh? Just finding the right one here.
How many gays?
How many gay people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
8, one to screw it in, and seven to stand back and say "Fabulous!"
The Baby Lightbulb and His Mother
What did the baby lightbulb say to his mother?
I wuv you watts and watts!
How many?
Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb????
A: Since when do roaches screw in lightbulbs?
Lights
How many blondes does it takes to screw in a lightbulb?
three:
one to unscrew it
one to buy a new lightbulb
one to call her boyfriend to screw it back in.
Jugglers
Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.
NCAA Basketball
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
How Many...
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
Politics
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Just Right For The Job
Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
Art Directors
Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?
Nerds
How many nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to be the cunsultant.
One to be the labor manager.
Two to hire people.
Four to actually screw in the lightbulb.
Five to be the ladder and ten to be the company board of directors.
Lizzie
Q: How many Lizzie's does it take to screw up a light bulb
A: I Dunno, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation ( from movie lizzie McGuire: she ruins junior high graduation)
Cartoons
How many cartoon characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
nine - three to find a light bulb, three to figure out how to remove the old one, three to screw it in, and all of them to complicate it!
Worms
How many worms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What kind of an idiot thinks worms can screw in light bulbs?!
Lightbulb
How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb???
None, they will just have there robot do it.
Blonde Light
Why can't blondes put in lightbubs?
Because they keep breaking them with hammers.
How Many Men?
Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!
Cheer
How many cheerleaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They wouldn't, they might brake a nail!
Cats
How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Cats can't hold a light bulb
Michael Jackson
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: One, but 500 children to hold the ladder!
How Many Flies
how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but I don't know how they got in there!
Lightbulbs
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "What's a lightbulb?"
Dumb Lightbulb
Why did the lightbulb fail his test?
He wasnt bright enough!