Psychologist Handyman
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to WANT to change.
Lightbulb
How many jokes does it take to make someone laugh? Just finding the right one here.
Light Bulb
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish!
Mystery Writers
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two- One to screw in the idea, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end.
Boy Scouts
How many boy scouts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three- Each to do one good turn daily.
Actors
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one-they don't like to share the spotlight.
Aerobic Instructors
Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right..."
Mechanics
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.
Mice
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two (think about it)
Law Professor
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
FBI
How many FBI agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
Shut up! We'll be asking the questions here.
Philosophers
Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to change it and the other two to argue whether the lightbulb really exists.
Republicans
How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they only screw the poor.
Blondes
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
None, they just assume they've gone blind.
How Many Telemarketers...
Q. How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he has to do it while you're eating dinner.
Dyslexics
How many Dyslexics does it take to change a Lit Blub?
How Many Paranoids?
How many paranoids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What exactly do you mean by that?
Car Salesmen
Q. How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I'm just going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.
Existentialists
How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?
Lightbulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, blondes usually screw in cars!
Managers
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
Shipping Department
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.
Information Service
Q: How many management information services guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to the light bulb issue.
What do you call
What do you call a blond who can change a lightbulb?
Talented
How many......
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One I hope.