King...
Knock,knock!
Who's there?
King!
King who?
King Kong is now part of China.
Knock Knock
Who's there? A massive collection of the world's most timeless joke format.
A Chu
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A chu.
A chu who?
Bless you!
You!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You!
You who?
What are you so happy about?
Isabel
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Is-a-bel ringing? I thought I heard one.
Knock Knock, Harry P
-Knock Knock!
-Who's there?
-You know.
-You know who?
-Thats right, avada kedavra!
WTF???
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.
Money, Money, Money!
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Who Who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who who.
Who who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Mosquito
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Cow or Owl?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Moo, moo, who.
Moo, moo, who, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Toulose
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Toulose.
Toulose who?
I don't want to lose to anybody!
Are You?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Are you,
Are you who?
Are you going to let me in or not?
Yudare
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Yudare.
Yudare who?
You dare to disturb me,while I am sleeping?
Well...
Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Well Water
Well Water Who?
Well Water You Waiting For? Open The Door And Let Me IN!!!!!!
Cookie
Knock-Knock.
Who's There.
OMG
OMG who?
OMG! How long has that cookie been in your Lunch Box?!
Kanga
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No! Kangaroo!
Sherwood
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to meet you, so open the door!
Dustin
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dustin
Dustin who?
Dust in the air, please let me in!
Candy
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy door even open?
Tex
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Tex
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Prankster
Knock knock
Who's there?
*silence*
Eileen
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on the door until you open it
Can't Catch
Knock knock
Who's there?
can't catch.
can't catch who?
me, you can't catch me!
Maida
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Maida.
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!