Abbott
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there? A massive collection of the world's most timeless joke format.
He...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
He.
He who?
He who must not be named, so don't say it!
Dot
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
Radio
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Radio.
Radio Who?
Radio not, here I come!
Haf
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Haf.
Haf who.
Haf you ever opened the door because I'm tired of waiting.
Doughnut
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
I doughnut want to know if you're sick!
Esther Bunny
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
The Esther Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Esther Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Samoa.
Samoa who?
Samoa Esther Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these Esther Bunnies?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther anyone else as sick of this joke as I am?
Knock Knock
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
I've Done a Poo.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Idunnap.
Idunnap who?
Well, you best get to the toilet then!
(For those of you who don't understand you're meant to say, "i done a poo!")
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nunya!
Nunya who?
Nunya Damn Business!!
Hatch
Knock-Knock
Who's There
Hatch
Hatch Who?
God Bless You.
Aesop
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a Putty Cat, I did I did!
Knocking?
Knock-Knock
Why are you knocking? I've got a doorbell.
Madame
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is stuck in the door!!
(My damn foot is stuck in the door.)
I and I
A man was lost for hours when he suddenly came up to a house.
The man knocked on the door and asks to enter. The woman who owns the house asked, "Who is it?"
The man answered, "I and I King Silassi I Jah Rasta Fari."
The lady replied, "Go away, there are too many of you for me to let you in."
Idaho
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da hoe!!!
Kenya
Knock- Knock
Who's There?
Kenya
Kenya Who?
Kenya eat me out?
Pick Up
Knock-Knock
Who's There.
Pick up.
Pick up Who?
Pick up your truck and I'll grab the money.
Panther....
Knock-knock..
Who's there?
Panther....
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth I'm goin' thwimmin'!
My Perfect Mate
A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities."
Without thinking, his friend replied: "Marry a penguin."
Cow
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go moo!
The Gwyniss Book of Records
A Welsh girl called Gwyneth visited Japan recently. There, people had problems pronouncing her name so she became Gwyniss. Everywhere she went, she was greeted with tremendous respect. At a farewell reception, her host said, "We've been so excited to have a famous author in our midst." "What am I supposed to have written?" she asked, baffled.
"Why, The Gwyniss Book of Records."
Giraffe Joke
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Giraffe
Giraffe who?
Giraffaggot!
The Knocks
once a women was in her home and she heard someone go knock-knock. she said, who's their and the voice said tisha the women said tisha who the voice said tisha me my abcs and she was like is that a ghost. the voice said, i'm your cousin
and it was a knock-knock joke. oh the woman said