Work
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach to work!
Knock Knock
Who's there? A massive collection of the world's most timeless joke format.
Alarming...
Knock-Knock,
Who's there?
Alarm.
Alarm who?
Alarm the cops about all the partying I've been having!!
LIFE
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
life
life who?
A life is what you need to get!
Shakespeare
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not toby that is the question!
Accordion
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the t.v., it's going to be cold out.
Fortification
Knock,knock....
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Miami.
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Knock,knock....
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl get you there faster than a bike.
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Dishes
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who's you?
(This is me, who's you.)
Yahoo
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya - who?
I didn't know you could yodel! Yahoooo!
Knock-Knock-Me!
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Me
Me who?
Who the hell is me-who???
Let Me In!
Knock-Knock
Who's there
Icee
Icee who
I see you in there now let me in!
Wet
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in! It's waining!
You Start
Tom: I've got a great knock-knock joke.
Bill: Ok, let's hear it.
Tom: You start.
Bill: Knock-knock.
Tom: Who's there?
Bill: ???????????? (dumbfounded)
Oscar
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Oscar
Oscar who?
Ask her a silly question, get a silly answer!
Duck
knock-knock
who's there?
duck
duck who?
duck I just threw a frisby at you!!
Hello?
So I have this great knock knock joke for you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hello?
Hello who?
Hello?
Hello who!!?
Oh Hi?
Hey, I have this great knock knock joke for you!
Okay knock knock.
Who's there?
Hello?
Who's there!!!!!!??
The door slams.
Knock knock. Ding Dong.
Fine.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello!!!?
*peacecylone*
Meal Time Knock-knocks
1. knock knock,
who's there?
Ima,
Ima who?
Ima hungry can we eat yet?
2. knock knock,
who's there?
peas,
peas who?
peas can we start know
3. knock knock,
who's there?
phil,
phil who?
phil my cup up with water please
DUHH!!
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Me DUHH!!
Write This One Down
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
Knock on the Door
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Door is shut thats why i knocked!
Stew
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Stew
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!
Warm Welcome
Knock-knock
GO AWAY!!! WE DON'T WANT ANY!!!
Ice Cream
Knock-Knock?
Who's There?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
I scream for Ice Cream!!
Haha
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Kook
Kook who?
Hey, who you calling cukoo mister?
Irish
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish I could think of a better joke!