Frayed
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Frayed.
Frayed who?
Frayed no one's going to answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who's there? A massive collection of the world's most timeless joke format.
Ivanna
Knock knock
who's there?
Ivanna
Ivanna who?
Ivanna come in, dammit!
Broken
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder who?
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder...
Pencil
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt.
Train
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Chugga Chugga Chooch
Chugga Chugga Chooch Who?
Wheeee!! A train! All aboard!
No One
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one to tell you who's here!
Estelle
Knock-knock?
Who's there?
Estelle.
Estelle Who?
Estelle am waiting for you to open this door!
Pile Up
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
I'm a pile up.
I'm a pile up who?
Yes, you are a pile of poo!
Cargo
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Cargo.
Cargo Who?
Car Go "Beep, Beep!"
Police
Kock-knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
It's the police! Open the door!
Apricot
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Apricot.
Apricot who?
Apricot my key, open up!
Tank
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Tank.
Tank Who?
You're Welcome!
A Little Old Lady
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Yule
Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know until you open the door!
Candy
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candy
Candy who?
Candy have some sweets? Please!
Snowflake
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snowflake.
Snowflake who?
There's snowflake like home!
Olive
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!!!
Deaf
Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Deaf person.
Deaf person who?
Sorry, can't hear you.
Bless
Knock Knock !
Who's there ?
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !
Banana (not Like the Other Bananas)
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split, so ice creamed !
YOO
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Yoo who?
No thanks.
Abbey
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Abbey!
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Acid
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
Acid 2
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acidently on purpose!