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Knock Knock

Who's there? A massive collection of the world's most timeless joke format.

Boo

"Knock-Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"
"Why are you crying?"

Knocking??

Knock-Knock
Why are you knocking? I've got a doorbell

Ketchup

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup to ya later!

Knock Knock

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To you.

Bad Knock-Knock Joke

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
You must have the stammers!

Knock Knock

Knock knock
Who's there ?
Scold
Scold who ?
Scold out here, let me in!

Doctor

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?!

Ding-Dong

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Avon Lady, your door bell is broken.

Jack

Knock-Knock

Who's there

Jack

Jack Who

I don't know any jack

Whos There!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mayonaise

Mayonaise who?

Mayonaise a lot of jokes on this website.

Yes, Orange Again

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who
Orange you tired of hearing the same stupid jokes about oranges?

Orange Date

How to break up a dating couple:

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I dumped your girlfriend last night?

Terra?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Terra.
Terra who?
Terra reason you won't let me in?

Names

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Ike, Anne, Wyatt, Tillie.

Ike, Anne, Wyatt, Tillie who?

Ike Anne Wyatt Tillie (I can't wait till)
it's three o' clock!

KNock Knock Knock

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dewey.

Dewey Who?

Dewey(Do we) have to listen to all this knocking?

Dropping in Town!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin town and thought I'd say hello.

Agua, Porfavor.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?

Gulp, Gulp

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald(I swallowed) my gum!

Don't Touch Me!

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Kip.
Kip who?
Kip your hands off me!

Hard Math Problem

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

Mama

knock-knock.
who's there?
yo mama.
yo mama who?
this is yo mama stop playing.

Sue You...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sue.
Sue who?
I'll sue you if ya don't let me in!

Stuck Door

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yo-da door's stuck! Lemme in!

Swen

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Swen.
Swen who?
Swen are you going let me in!?

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