Boo
"Knock-Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"
"Why are you crying?"
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"Knock-Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Boo"
"Boo who?"
"Why are you crying?"
Knock-Knock
Why are you knocking? I've got a doorbell
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to ya later!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To you.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
You must have the stammers!
Knock knock
Who's there ?
Scold
Scold who ?
Scold out here, let me in!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?!
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Avon Lady, your door bell is broken.
Knock-Knock
Who's there
Jack
Jack Who
I don't know any jack
Knock knock
Who's there?
Mayonaise
Mayonaise who?
Mayonaise a lot of jokes on this website.
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who
Orange you tired of hearing the same stupid jokes about oranges?
How to break up a dating couple:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I dumped your girlfriend last night?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Terra.
Terra who?
Terra reason you won't let me in?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ike, Anne, Wyatt, Tillie.
Ike, Anne, Wyatt, Tillie who?
Ike Anne Wyatt Tillie (I can't wait till)
it's three o' clock!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey Who?
Dewey(Do we) have to listen to all this knocking?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin town and thought I'd say hello.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald(I swallowed) my gum!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Kip.
Kip who?
Kip your hands off me!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?
knock-knock.
who's there?
yo mama.
yo mama who?
this is yo mama stop playing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sue.
Sue who?
I'll sue you if ya don't let me in!
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Yoda!
Yoda who?
Yo-da door's stuck! Lemme in!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Swen.
Swen who?
Swen are you going let me in!?