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A blonde was driving her brand new, VERY expensive, Mustang convertible, when she saw her brunette friend. She thought that this was her chance to brag about it, so she drove over to her.
The brunette recognized her, and said, "Hey!" The blonde smiled; this was her chance. She said, "Hey, look what I got that you don't have!" patting her convertible.
The brunette smiled sweetly back and said, "Well, look what I got that YOU don't have," patting her brain.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
There are 3 religious truths:
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian Faith
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters
Two friends were talking.
The first one said to the other, "Hey, have you seen the movie, "Constipated" yet?"
The other replied, "Of course not! It hasn't come out yet."
After every line I type, say out loud to yourself, Hairy Pickle
There once was a guy named
He lived in a town called
Nobody did like
So they hung him buy his
A blond, brunette, and redhead are talking. The blond asks the brunette, "Where did you get those hair streaks?" She answers, "Its natural." The brunette asks the redhead the same question. "Its natural." she answers. The redhead and brunette ask the blond, "How did you get that green streak in your hair?" She answers, "Phhnnnggg," (As she blows her nose on her hand and puts it through her hair) "Its natural.'