More Clinton 2
What's Bill Clinton's favorite movie ?
Sex lies and video tape
Puns
Sometimes the smartest jokes are the stupidest ones. Prepare for some aggressive wordplay.
Still More Clinton
How does Clinton divert his attention from the latest controversy?
He just keeps on plugging away.
The Claw!
Why was everyone at the fancy King Crab Night Diner arrested?
They were breaking the claw! So punny!
Playing With Our Words
A man's wife was in labor with their first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly the man's wife began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't wouldn't, didn't, can't!!"
The man said,"Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?!"
The doctor replied, "Nothing. She's just having contractions."
Tigger
Why does Tigger smell so bad?
Cause he's always hanging out with Pooh.
Opera Singers and Sailors
How are opera singers and sailors alike?
They both have to handle the high seas(Cs)!