Batty Books ... final one!!! :<
A Hole in the Bucket by Lee King
Long Walk by Miss. D. Bus
The Playground by C. Saw
Fitting Carpets by Walter Wall
Around the World by Sir Cumfrence
Flexibility by Ben Dover
Bladder Controld by Idon P. Freely
Misc
A hand-picked collection of the top misc jokes updated for 2026. Perfect for sharing with friends and family.
Blonde and Brunette
A blonde and brunette jump off a cliff at the same time. Why did the brunette hit the floor before the blonde?
The blonde asked for directions!
Roulette
The beautiful, vain blonde was visiting Las Vegas for the first time. She approached the roulette wheel, but it looked very confusing.
"How should I bet?" she asked the man standing beside her.
"Try betting your age," he suggested.
So the blonde put $500 on the number 32. The ball landed on 36, and the blonde promptly fainted.
Owies!!
Q: Why did the blonde have bruises around her bellybutton?
A: Because her boyfriend was blond too!
Fat Man
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a fat man are all going skydiving. When they get to jump the Englishman shouts, "God save England!"
The Scotsman shouts, "God save Scotland!"
The Irishman shouts, "God save Ireland!"
Then the fat man jumps and shouts, "God save whoever I land on!"
The Cab Driver
A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation." The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?" The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep." The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"