Oddy
There once was this kid named Oddy,
He always missed the Potty,
He went some poops,
and shouted out oops,
Because Oddy Missed the Potty
Misc
A hand-picked collection of the top misc jokes updated for 2026. Perfect for sharing with friends and family.
It's A Job!
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence, a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asked,
"Reverend, you're a man of God, can't you do something about this storm?"
To which he replied, "Lady, I'm in sales, not management."
Telling Lies
The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.
"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."
"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."
In unison they all replied, "You win!"
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If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to
swallow them quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.
A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have
put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for
two hardened criminals!
They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll
surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
JACK AND JILL...
JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
GEORGIE PORGY...
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them as well, he's funny that way.