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A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shrivelled and it appeared to be on its last legs. She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation.
"Oh, I know exactly what's wrong with your magnolia tree, ma'am," said the manager.
"Good," she replied. "What is it?"
"Autumn!" he said.
A Jewish man in a hospital tells the doctor he wants to be transferred to a different hospital.
The doctor says "What's wrong? Is it the food?"
"No, the food is fine. I can't kvetch."
"Is it the room?"
"No, the room is fine. I can't kvetch."
"Is it the staff?"
"No, everyone on the staff is fine. I can't kvetch."
"Then why do you want to be transferred?"
"I can't kvetch!"
How does boodler reproduce?
By Fucking Battery's fat-Shit-and-cum filled ass
Doctor, Doctor! I have a virus that makes my left hand constantly butter toast. How can I stop it spreading?
My doctor says I have insomnia, but I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
A man was having a serious surgical operation. When he woke up, he asked his doctor, "Did it go well?"
"It went perfectly."
"Then why do I have this headache?"
"Oh, that. Halfway through the operation, we ran out of anesthetic."