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Laughter is the best medicine, and these doctor jokes are the perfect prescription.
A guy walks into a doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon coming out of his other ear. He says worriedly, "Doc, what's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
Doctor, doctor. I think I need glasses.
You sure do, sir. This is a flower shop.
A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shrivelled and it appeared to be on its last legs. She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation.
"Oh, I know exactly what's wrong with your magnolia tree, ma'am," said the manager.
"Good," she replied. "What is it?"
"Autumn!" he said.
How does boodler reproduce?
By Fucking Battery's fat-Shit-and-cum filled ass
"Leonid Ilyich is in surgery." / "Heart again?" / "No, chest expansion surgery: to fit one more Gold Star medal."
Doctor, Doctor! I have a virus that makes my left hand constantly butter toast. How can I stop it spreading?