Dont Read This Boys
Q: How many Clowns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Paid Clowns - 5
Boys in school - 1000
Lightbulb
How many jokes does it take to make someone laugh? Just finding the right one here.
Feminists
Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The same as the number of men, you sexist bastard!
The Self Screwers
How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!
Exciting People
How many exciting people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, because they are VERY excited, one of them cracks the lightbulb and another throws the screw at their neighbor's house.
Don't Get Distracted!!!!!
How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
1:Let's go ride our bikes!
2:Hey look! A squirrel.
Keep Arguing
How many Wocka users does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: All of 'em. One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to argue if this is funny or not.
Iranians
Q. How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You send us the prize money and we'll tell you the answer.
Perform a Specified Task
How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Who Has Blurry Boobs?
boodler---> kind of sounds like Boob blur! and zats why battery fucks boobler 69 times a day.
Country Singers
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 to screw it in, and 3 to write a song about it.
Lightbulb
- How many blonds do you need to change a lightbulb ?
- Hundred. One holds the lightbulb and the other ninety nine rotates the house.
Blonde
How many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb? 1000. 1 to screw in the light bulb; 1 to give the light bulb to the person who'll screw in a light bulb and 998 to find the light bulb.
Feminists
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Sixteen. One to screw it in and fifteen to form a support group.
How Many Dominicans?
How many Dominicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. Dominican one to hold the bulb and Dominican two to turn Dominican one
So Long Light Bulb!
Why did the 12 watt lightbulb drop out of school?
It wasn't very bright.