Definition of Diplomacy
Diplomacy: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Misc
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How Long
Q. how long does it take for a man to change a lightbulb?
A. 5 mins. 20 secs.
1 min to get a lightbulb
1 min to try and change it
1 min to swear because he can't do it
1 min to find a woman
20 secs. for her to change it
1 min for him to cry and gripe about it.
Lightbulb
Flower Bed
My mouth has turned into a flower bed. It has tulips.
Puns
Government Class
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her U.S. Government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question, then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
Deep Thoughts